Worship Me Just Don’t Effing Touch Me — Funny Sassy Sweatshirt

A bold statement but hey, someone has to say it. A comfortable heavy sweatshirt that says what it says without compromise. Soft yet structured, it carries a firm message. Straightforward passive aggressive humour for people who value personal space and don't want to be touched. The fit sits just right for layering or lounging. 
Product features
- Durable side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for stretch and recovery
- Medium-heavy 9.9 oz fabric (cotton/poly blend varies by color)
- Twill neck tape and tear-away label for comfort
- Stylish fit that runs true to size

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean